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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please, relax. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. it is hockey night in north america. i don't know if you know that. our stanley cup runneth over. we have a lot of big sports happening this week on abc, including game three of the stanley cup finals between the florida panthers and the edmonton oilers. earlier tonight, it was canada versus america. assuming you consider florida to be part of america. [ laughter ] the panthers lead the series. and while there is no question that canada has us beat when it

comes to loving hockey -- there you go. i think you will agree, even, you will be hard-pressed to find a fan more enthusiastic than this young panthers supporter. >> you're here supporting the panthers. >> this is the best moment in my life. i have been here since day one of my birth, 2011, and can't wait to see my team happily hoist the cup! whoo, let's go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know, is 5-hour energy drink making juice boxes now? what's going on? how does that happen to a child? they might want to starting checking ids for mountain dew, because this kind of behavior appears to be a panther pandemic. >> what went through your mind when warren fogle took that penalty? >> i don't know, it's a tough one. >> you finally get a lead in the series what it take to get your

first goal in the series? >> just obviously we were able to capitalize. we know they're aggressive. they're going to step up. we have to make sure -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know what, it's a good reminder that every florida man starts as a florida boy. [ laughter ] here's something to look up for. according to nasa, at some point between now and september, they're not exactly sure when, we will witness a once-in-a-lifetime celestial event, a cosmic explosion known as a nova which will be visible to the naked eye. we'll be able to look up and see it without a telescope or anything. it's a inquire flash of light that looks like saturn popped a huge zit or something. it's a huge deal. the last time two stars collided this violently, it was kendrick lamar and drake. [ moans and laughter ] what happened to that by the way? meanwhile, the former supreme commander of the space force, the bigly dipper, was in washington today.

donald trump had a meeting -- he called a meeting with all the house republicans on capitol hill. it was his first visit to the hill since january 6th. they always return to the scene of the crime. [ laughter ] some republicans who were in the room described the meeting as a gripe-filled airing of legal and personal grievances. that sounds right. [ laughter ] that sounds right. they sang happy birthday to trump. he turns 78 tomorrow. and while there were no cameras in the room, trump reportedly covered a lot of ground. one of the things he's upset about that he talked about at this meeting is taylor swift supporting joe biden. [ laughter ] he said "why would she endorse this dope?" and they were like, "i don't know. why did we endorse this dope?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump had a lot to say. but this one took the cake. this is according to -- a quote from a reporter named jake sherman. trump said at this meeting, "nancy pelosi's daughter is a wacko. her daughter told me if things were different, nancy and i would be perfect together.

there's an age difference, though." right. nancy is six years older than trump. so that's out of the question. [ laughter ] so then one of nancy pelosi's daughters posted -- "speaking for all four pelosi daughters, this is a lie. his deceitful, deranged obsession with our mother is yet another reason donald trump is unwell, unhinged, and unfit to step foot anywhere near her or the white house." oh, all right, okay. you know what? again, you don't have to go crazy. just swipe left on the guy, right? [ laughter ] the meeting itself, according to sources, took place at an undisclosed location. which means any of the five mcdonald's within a ten-minute radius of the hill. [ laughter ] trump also met with republican senators. you know trump and mitch mcconnell, the senate minority leader, haven't been in the same room since just after the insurrection, about which mcconnell said this. >> there's no question, none,

that president trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day. >> jimmy: so that led to trump insulting mcdonnell's wife, emain ciao. elaine chao. he wrote "does coco chow have anything to do with joe biden's classified documents being sent and stored in chinatown?" which is insane. so, yesterday, they asked mcconnell if he will support trump for president, and would he be attending the meeting tomorrow? his response i thought was obvious. >> i support him. he's been -- earned the nomination by the voters all across the country. and of course i'll be at the meeting tomorrow. >> jimmy: what a spineless little mitch you are. [ laughter and applause ] it's really something. you know, they're holding the republican national convention in milwaukee. and this morning trump said, "milwaukee is a horrible city." the good news is he might not have to go to milwaukee. his campaign is making plans for the possibility that he might be

in jail or in home confinement. [ laughter ] for real. rnc chairman michael whatley said, "synthesizing technological innovation and artistic vision, our dynamic stage design will be at the center of a historic republican national convention." which is a fancy way of saying, "we got a big tv so the president and his ankle bracelet can zoom in from the mar-a-lago toilet." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if you think of it from a historical perspective, donald trump could become the first person to accept his party's nomination while separated by a glass partition. [ laughter ] one guy who was not at trump's meeting on the hill today was former speaker of the house, kevin mccarthy. kev is out of a job and is desperate for attention. so he's out telling swimming stories about joe biden. >> there was time we were sitting there, and he's taking us on a tour. then all of a sudden he goes, "do you want to go out to the pool?" >> what? >> yes. jill's on the other side of the

table, "no, they don't want to go out." "you don't want to go out?" he opens the door, it's wintertime. he walks us down to the swimming pool, into the changing room. >> what this. >> yes. then we walk back up, and he's created this little room outside the oval office to be a little office for him. president trump had it as a gift shop. >> jimmy: right, that's normal. [ laughter ] of course trump had a gift shop. how else could he sell maga crap to kanye when he showed up to visit? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of all the things we've learned about trump's presidency, the fact that he had a grift shop outside the oval office is maybe the least surprising of all. have you seen the bibles he's selling? this is video of trump congratulating his partner on this deal, the country singer lee greenwood, the "god bless the usa" guy on how much money they're making from it. >> we've made more money on one song than anybody in the history of music. doing pretty well with the bible too. >> jimmy: good for you guys.

squeeze as much cash out of the word of god as you can. [ laughter ] this is the bible they're selling. there's a pastor named tim wildsmith who runs a youtube channel. he reviews bibles. he's got more than 800 bible review videos. and before we get to tim's thoughts, let's see a bit of the commercial they're running to sell this thing. >> the "god bless the usa" large-print leather-bound king james bible. >> jimmy: the large-print leather-bound king james bible. i wonder what pastor tim says. >> this is not genuine leather. this is synthetic. you can see a crease in it. this one kind of got bent a little bit. this doesn't even look like leather. honestly, it feels pretty fake and cheap to me. >> jimmy: a genuine leather bible that is not made of leather. [ laughter ] instead, it is fake and cheap, just like the president who is selling it to us. [ laughter ] now, where do you figure a "god bless the u.s.a. bible" would be made? the u.s.a., right? >> that is a little bit suspicious to me that they're not telling us where these

bibles were printed. which makes me think that it's definitely not in the united states. because i think they would proudly put that in here if it was. and that it's likely somewhere in asia, particularly probably someplace like china. >> jimmy: oh, that's perfect, what a prize. [ laughter ] donald trump is selling a not-leather leather bible, a "god bless the u.s.a. bible" that is not made in the u.s.a. >> let's be honest, this is a really cheap bible that did not cost them very much money to make, and they're selling it for not cheap bible prices, which means they're making a ton of money off of this bible. to me, this feels more like a money grab than anything else. and -- and i kind of just wish it didn't exist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a pastor saying he wishes the bible didn't exist, because of donald trump. that's an accomplishment. it really is. meanwhile, trump, after years now of only doing interviews with fox and all these other right-wing bootlicker news channels, is finally sitting down with a real journalist for once.

>> so you started together -- >> together on youtube. >> did you branch out? >> yeah, eventually. i went to college. jake was still in high school. he ended up drooping out. i finished my year. >> it's an amazing. true stories, right? >> yeah, for sure. >> who makes more money? >> depends on the year. >> it depends on when this sells. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is that a drink? that's good. >> yeah, yeah. >> if you make it, i like it. >> jimmy: that's pulitzer prize-winner logan paul and the former president plugging an energy drink. it sounds like a joke. but that's the circle of hell we live in now. [ laughter ] the nba season is almost done. did you watch the game last night, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: the boston celtics are now up three games to none on the dallas mavericks. 154 teams have gone down 0-3. only four have pushed it to a game seven, and none have won. but the mavericks have a plan. they're going to do this, they're going to claim they won and have their fans storm the nba offices --

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>> i "pita" the fool who eats anywhere else. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done, isaiah. papa cristo's is good, huh? we have a good show for you tonight. june squibb is here. we have music from the avett brothers. and we'll be right back with sean penn. so stick around!

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the avett brothers also have their own musical called "swept away" coming to broadway this fall. tomorrow night, lupita nyong'o and draymond green will join us with music from lucky daye. that's a new show, please join us for that. our first guest is an oscar-winning actor, director, author, and protector of his fellow human beings. you can see him alongside dakota johnson, and only dakota johnson, in the movie "daddio." it opens in theaters june 28th. please welcome sean penn. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm very well, how are you? >> jimmy: good to see you, i'm well, thank you. who did this to your hair? [ laughter ] and what acts are you tale legally against them? >> i prove this process of -- you get liquid viagra and shoot it in. then it will just be straight whenever you want it to.

>> jimmy: wow, that's quite a difference. boy, you just changed into a completely different character suddenly in one quick moment like that. you know what i feel like with you, whenever you're here? i feel like you should be -- we're not allowed to smoke on television anymore. and i feel like you should be grandfathered in. you should be like the only actor who's allowed to smoke during an interview. >> well, and i agree with you. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> because i never did smoke. i've only ever done job security for oncologists. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see, yes. you do seem like you just -- i don't know, it's just like you with a cigarette makes sense. not that i'm encouraging you to smoke. >> this is very difficult to not smoke. >> jimmy: to not smoke, yeah, right. this is the time you want to smoke. >> toothpicks and chew on them a lot when i'm in a place where they'd find me. >> jimmy: when you're on a plane, how do you handle it? >> that's -- that's a mindset.

that's different. you can -- well, there's other places that you wouldn't want to smoke a cigarette. >> jimmy: yeah. but a plane's one of them for sure. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and a plane's one you're trapped in for quite a while. like, what are some other places where you feel like -- >> you wouldn't want to do it at night in the front line somewhere. you wouldn't want to welcome sniper fire, something like that. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. well, most people can't relate to that. only you, really, can. [ laughter ] most of us have not been in -- most of us don't go to sniper fire on our vacations. like you do. >> also around little kids and things like that. you have to go -- >> jimmy: that's considerate for sure. you don't smoke around kids. i have a very good friend who believes it's important to smoke around kids to toughen up their lungs to turn them a little bit brown. >> i wasn't worried about the kids, i'm just worried about the consternation of the parents. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, that makes sense. you were at -- tiffany haddish

was here last night. she was at the white house last month. you were at the white house last month also. >> i was. >> jimmy: with the kennedy center honors? >> no, last month it was a state dinner last month. >> jimmy: oh, okay. it was a state dinner. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which state dinner was that? >> that was for the kenyan head of state. >> jimmy: right. kenyan head of state. and i'm guessing you were there because kenya is providing assistance to haiti. is that why? >> that is one of the reasons -- >> jimmy: one of the reasons. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel comfortable, like in an event at the white house, speaking of places you're not supposed to smoke? >> well, i did go to one of the honor guard, and i asked where it was exactly that president obama would sneak his cigarettes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah? >> and they took great delight in escorting me to that place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they? >> every time i needed to go. >> jimmy: what a tribute to president obama. although, yeah, he really had to

sneak cigarettes, according to -- according to what he said. because michelle didn't want him smoking. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but if ever somebody should be permitted to have a cigarette every once in a while, it's the guy who's running the country. >> yeah, i agree with you again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm glad we're on the same page on this stuff. >> see, there's a line that charles bukowski wrote that i take great solace in when it comes to smoking. "find something you love and let it kill you." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that can apply to a lot of different things. so, after the event -- i don't know if you're aware of this, but somebody snapped a photograph of you coming out of the white house. and it would seem to me that you are carrying your shoes. >> yeah. i am. i am -- yeah. i am carrying my shoes, yeah. >> jimmy: you took your shoes off? >> yeah. it -- it felt better -- oh, i know what it was.

it was because i had vowed never to wear a tuxedo again. >> jimmy: oh. >> and -- a state dinner, you know -- you don't want to spit on your country. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> so i had to wear a tuxedo, which meant i had tuxedo shoes, which i did not rehearse them. [ laughter ] i had not previously met them. [ laughter ] and so it felt better to -- >> jimmy: even walk on the street with your -- yeah. now, this is not a one-time occurrence. we have another picture, this one from september of 2023, where you are -- i believe in new york, and you seem to be wearing -- not wearing the same sneakers you're currently wearing right now. at least they look very similar. you're walking around the street in new york with no shoes on. >> i'm often late to leave to places, because i like to stay where i am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. oh, so this is -- >> so i grabbed --

>> jimmy: this is to save time? >> yeah. put them on in the cab or wherever i'm going. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i never would have guessed that. i thought you were trying to be in touch with the earth or something like that. [ laughter ] or in touch with a hyperdermic needle or something. >> the difference between me and woody harrelson. >> jimmy: here's something about you that i didn't know. this is from the newspaper "malibu topanga news." "the most outstanding graduate trophy." this is when you were in junior high school. from the malibu optimist club, presented to daniel schofield and sean penn of malibu park, junior high school. is that you? this is the sean penn who received the optimist club award? >> that happened. [ laughter ] i can't explain it. >> jimmy: what, did you apply for it? >> no, i -- i think i averaged ds. all of my scholastic career. with the exception of the ninth

grade, where i -- well, would have been in excess of a 4.0 because i did extracurriculars. >> jimmy: really? why do you think it was the ninth grade that you did so well? >> it's one of those stories about that one teacher. >> jimmy: oh, who was it? your mr. hamm? >> his teacher was leonard vincent, and he was a gift to every student. i know hundreds of former students of his that will tell you the same story. >> jimmy: what was so great about mr. vincent? [ applause ] what was the magic there? >> there were two things. i mean, first of all, he lived for the students. and he would get -- you know, whatever group of us, he was a foodie. and we'd go to -- he'd always find some restaurant that he wanted to take us to. teacher's salary, mind you. but well thought out. we'd all pile into his car. i remember one time going down to south bay. a bunch of us in the car. and we were all snickering because we saw a restaurant

called dirty dick's. [ laughter ] with a pirate motif. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and this teacher just heard us snickering and immediately could tap into it. he says, "well, that's nothing, we've got the soiled penis right down the road." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he could te you about syno synonyms. then you get a teacher like that -- >> he was real interesting. you know what it was, he was in love with his subject which was government history. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> you know, once you're on a roll with one subject, you start to get a confidence you can do the others. so for one year in my life, i could do mathematics. >> jimmy: thanks to mr. vincent. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and mr. vincent has passed away? >> he's passed away. >> jimmy: smoking? >> no. well -- he did smoke. but not in front of us. i just know that because i saw a photograph of him once. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, he was a korean war veteran, and i saw him with a cigarette. >> jimmy: god bless mr. vincent.

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chased around the house in my birthday suit. she's screaming like a little girl and everything. like we were playing tag and [ bleep ]. finally caught her in the kitchen. that was a good day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sean penn and dakota johnson in "daddio." i really liked this movie, it's really good. just the two of you the whole movie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did this happen? how did this come to be? >> you know, this -- i don't -- i had not enjoyed acting on a -- been on a movie set and enjoyed it -- i realized that you tell yourself it's for one reason or another. then i worked on enough things with -- during this about 15-year period where i should have been enjoying it. good material, good actors, good directors. and i wasn't. and i thought that that just died. i just thought, you know -- you know, this is not for me anymore.

and then this, you know, gift comes. dakota johnson is my neighbor. and she called and said, "can i come by?" she came up walking up the street with a manila envelope and said she had this script and would i read it? and i read it and i just thought, this is a gift, this one. and the writer/director, who i would meet later, christie hall, just wrote something -- one of the things that made it exceptional was -- much more eloquently than i would have seed these things. there are subjects addressed and words used to address them that let's say one would have to know going in that if it were directed by a man or written by a man, well, god forbid written by oneself, that might be the last job they ever had.

>> jimmy: right, yeah. because it's very real, the conversation, yeah. >> yeah, and it's a lot of stuff that's quietly on everybody's mind. that knows the pot ticks -- the relationship between men and women, or relationships. and being able to, you know, have these great words and attitudes that reflect, you know, just a kind of diversity of spirit that's not -- seemingly not permitted anymore. and so that got me excited. and -- and to work with dakota. and then christie hall turns out to be this just touched person and a playwright who's now a screenwriter. and her first time directing a film. and it was just a -- kind of just a joy. >> jimmy: are you driving around while you're acting in this movie? >> so, you know -- a little bit.

>> jimmy: uh-huh? >> there are -- and we were on a stage with l.e.d. screens all around. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> you would feel that you were driving that car. you'd never really see the crew. >> jimmy: i never would have guessed that, watching it. >> it's a little bit of a blend. there's some stuff that's done on the streets. but yeah, that was -- so going to work was going to sit in a car with dakota johnson all day long while she's, you know, saying these beautiful words beautifully. it was sort of like -- it was sort of like -- how would it be as a job to go to sit in a car and have paul mccartney playing "yesterday" every day? >> jimmy: oh. >> but looking like dakota johnson. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a nice compliment. by the way, i don't know if you ever -- do you look at reviews

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from the avett brothers is on the way. our next guest is an oscar-nominated actor who's been working hard for more than seven decades and going for eight. her new movie is called "thelma." ♪ ♪ >> thel! >> son of a bitch.

>> stay there, coming to you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "thelma" opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome june squibb. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, gosh, thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? it's great to have you here. >> it's so wonderful to be back here. >> jimmy: it's wonderful to have you. it is wonderful america's newest action hero [ cheers and applause ] i cannot tell you how much i like this movie. you must be thrilled with how this movie came out.

>> well, i am. i read this script and wanted to do it immediately. i had no idea we were going to do what we did. >> jimmy: it's so good. would you like to tell basically what the idea behind the film is? it's based on something that really happened? >> yes. josh margoen, who wrote it and directed it, his grandmother is thelma. and she was -- got a call about her grandson being in jail. and she had to send $10,000. and she believed it. >> jimmy: sure. >> and she started to do it. and luckily the family stepped in and stopped her before she actually sent money. but it got josh to thinking about this scamming the elderly and what would have happened to her. >> jimmy: it happens all the time. i have to say, there are fewer things that make me madder than that. it's just so -- it's just so awful. i don't know how those people live with themselves. and it's complicated. and it's like something that

we're all vulnerable to. have you had anything like that ever happen? >> no, i have had a lot of my texts -- they're always giving me these strange messages. >> jimmy: those are the democrats asking you for money. [ laughter and moans ] >> the addresses are very strange. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you have to just not respond to anybody that you don't know i guess is the answer. and maybe not even respond to people you do know. are you computer savvy? >> well, i -- i've used an ipad quite a bit. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i've used my phone all the time, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> now, i didn't -- i've never used a big computer, you know. like the computer thing. >> jimmy: you never have? like a desktop computer? >> no. >> jimmy: in the movie, you use the computer. >> and that was the first time i ever had a mouse. [ laughter ] really. >> jimmy: you never used a mouse before? >> never used a mouse before. >> jimmy: oh, that must be weird to figure out. >> well, it was, i was all over

the place with it. they'd say, "no, no, no." >> jimmy: it's funny, because that technology, we've kind of moved -- people still do use the mouse sometimes but no not that much, we're past the mouse now, we're on to the track pad. you're going to love that. >> track pad? >> jimmy: yeah i'll show you after the show. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, in the clip you are -- you drive in this scooter. in the movie, you're driving the scooter a lot. were you really -- it seemed like you were driving the scooter? >> i was driving that scooter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: because sean penn -- >> yes, i was. i read the script. and i thought, oh, boy, that scooter is going to be great fun. >> jimmy: oh. >> and they had a stunt lady. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and they felt -- they were worried about me. they thought, june's not going to be able to do most of this. so i kept saying, "just let me try, let me try." and they let me try. and i was pretty good at it. >> jimmy: you were very good at it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: more than pretty good at it.

[ applause ] there were some stunts -- i don't know if you know this, many people are calling you the new tom cruise. [ laughter ] >> well, i -- i really -- i feel like an action hero. >> jimmy: you are an action hero. i mean, the truth is, the movie has all the elements of an action hero. >> yes. >> jimmy: almost like "taken" where you get this phone call, something bad happens, you want to solve the crime, get to the bottom of who did this to you. it's very taking. >> the ear plugs, i love that one where they use the ear plugs to talk to each other. >> jimmy: yeah, it's really -- it's just so clever and so beautifully done. and you're in it so much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you ever imagine at 94 years old, you'd be the star of a movie from beginning to end? i mean, not just somebody's mom or grandma. [ cheers and applause ] that you'd be doing this? >> well, jimmy, i have to admit, i never imagined 94 years old. [ laughter ]

so it's all sort of, you know, a part of my life. >> jimmy: how old were you when you decided, i want to be a performer? >> when i came out of the womb. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: right away? >> i knew -- and i always said, i'm an actress. it never occurred to me i wasn't. >> jimmy: even as a little girl? >> a little girl, yeah. >> jimmy: who was somebody you looked at and taught you what an actress was? >> i watched western films. >> jimmy: oh. >> you know, every saturday. that was my films when i was little. and then i started watching other films. and that was where i saw acting. and then as i got older, we lived near st. louis. and they had touring companies come in. and i would see shows there. >> jimmy: then were you doing that, like kind of local theater, they'der in your -- >> i did everything. i tap danced. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> oh, i was a really good tap dancer. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> but -- it was like everything thattic, i did, you know, in

school. everything that i could -- >> jimmy: you worked on cruise ships as well? >> oh, yes, i've done everything. >> jimmy: what were cruise ships like? what year were you working on cruise ships? >> we were in the '60s. >> jimmy: were they beautiful, wonderful places to vacation? >> the food was unbelievable. it was all very relaxed. and we would, you know, get to the bahamas or jamaica or one of these wonderful places. we were doing the caribbean cruises. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and we would get off, you know, everybody was -- >> jimmy: oh, look at this, we have a photograph of -- that's you. >> that's me. >> jimmy: were you robbing the passengers? [ laughter ] what were you doing there? >> no, we had to play -- we had to play pirates once a week. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> on the ship. going or coming. i think it was once a week. >> jimmy: and that guy sitting down with the glasses on is a pirate too? >> i think so. >> jimmy: yes, the saxophone. you've got a saxophone pirate. do you think joe biden is too young to be president? [ laughter ]

>> oh, come on. >> jimmy: i can't ask that many people that question. [ applause ] >> too young to be president. yes, and doesn't have enough -- >> jimmy: doesn't have enough life experience yet. when he gets to your age, then he should start thinking about it. it's great to of you here. congratulations on the movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's so good. it's called "thelma." it opens in theaters a week from friday. june squibb, everybody. we'll be back with the avett brothers.

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>> jimmy: thanks to sean penn and june squibb. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their self-titled album. here with the song "forever now," the avett brothers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ how long is now we could stay but we don't know how ♪ ♪ some say forever who are these men ♪

♪ i wanna live forever now with them ♪ ♪ how far is heaven is it in the air we breathe ♪ ♪ some say before us and it's always been ♪ ♪ i wanna live forever now with them ♪

♪ ♪ how long is now how gone is yesteryear ♪ ♪ if you've ever been how can you ever disappear ♪ ♪ i have to sink and rise and sink and rise again ♪

♪ how far am away from you ♪ ♪ you've always been at the heart of providence ♪ ♪ and i want to live forever now within ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ sink and rise

sink and rise sink and rise again ♪ ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, secrets of the 2 by 2 church, the christian sect so secretive, most people have never heard of it. >> why do you say the 2

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