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8: Greetings.
Tamatoa: Oh, you’re the deer guy that voice told me about. What do you want? I’m rewatching my favourite part of this movie.
Specimen 8 looks at the scene, it is literally just Tamatoa beating the sh*t out of Moana and Maui
8: …
Tamatoa: What? Don’t tell me you wouldn’t do the same.
8: Ignoring that, I wanted to discuss our lord Bayagototh.
Tamatoa: Considered it, and honestly, I’m too busy with other things.
8: Such as?
Tamatoa: Look, Pikmin 4 isn’t going to 100% itself a third time.
8: I understand what you are saying, but it is more than possible to play Pikmin 4 and still worship Bayagototh.
Tamatoa: You make a good point, but like, I’m not the biggest fan of cults.
8: Hardly a cult. Did you not see Bayagototh carry off the yellow bean into their embrace.
Tamatoa: Do you actually like them, though?
8: No. They turned me into this. So I shall be completely level with you. What do you have that the other entities here do not?
Tamatoa: I’m nice and SHINY.
8: Do you honestly believe that you can avoid being eliminated because of being shiny? We have established that you are on the same alliance as a child killer who people seem to somewhat enjoy, and a famous idol. Do you believe you can counter the other contestants on other teams without having something to your name?
Tamatoa: Oh, I get it. You’re using the image of some eldritch being you hate to further your own goals. Well, when you put it that way, I’d be glad to kickstart a cult. I even know exactly where to find victims. There was some ‘Anti Dislike Alliance’ that we can manipulate.
8: I knew I made the right choice by welcoming you.
purple: i mean, i like scheming and stuff, but we need to do the elimination.
Tamatoa as well as the others on the what and ppbbww are sent to the skeld
stay puft: please tell me springtrap’s out
Springtrap: They don’t structure this thing like that, Micheal.
stay puft: who the hell is micheal?
Goomba: Before someone inevitably says something stupid, which team is being done first?
purple: doing prizes for both first, with ppbbww first, so i can tell you that you did not win a prize with only one vote, though you did better than the youtube dislike button, postal dude and morbius.
Goomba: sh*t.
dislike: understandable
Dude: Damn, that’s annoying.
Morbius: Did you know that Jared Leto method acted for 14 years to get into the role of Micheal Morbius? For more information, search up ‘Jared Leto 14 year old’.
stay puft: sure
a few google searches later
stay puft: WHAT THE f*ck
purple: supply teacher also only got one vote, unlike jared leto who got more than one allegation against him.
supply: I was bested by a LETTER?!
g: g
Blahaj: happy shark noises
purple: it comes down to two of the less verbal characters, one with 2 and one with 4, and the one with 4 is none other than ikea’s trans icon, the blahaj!
Blahaj: victorious shark noises
purple: you win cybernetic enhancements.
the blahaj is then taken… somewhere
purple: cyborg blahaj should be entertaining. speaking of entertaining, let’s look at prize reasons:
- Eight. - if goomba has zero fans, i will be dead. (Goomba)
- beaner - trans rights (i cant think of anyone else to vote) (Blahaj)
- shoop - substitutes always have it the worst man (supply)
- ADAGE - Jahalb (Blahaj)
- White_Tiger - geez gouise ghere go gi gtart (g)
- God himself - Trans rights (Blahaj)
- FacTorial - the blew shart (Blahaj)
- G - It's my fella, my little scrunckly (g)
g: g
supply: I have given up on this voter base.
purple: so did one of the commenters, but maybe the reasons on the what will change your view when we see who won the prize! starting by clarifying that neither stay puft or minos prime won.
Minos Prime: DRAT!
stay puft: you really just used the word ‘drat’ in 2024.
purple: and, uh, fun fact. tamatoa did not win either with two votes. so it’s down to hatsune miku and springtrap.
stay puft: i have faith that people will not like the child murderer more than miku
purple: …i mean, they tied, so technically no. 3 votes each, you know? miku, you get a gun. springtrap, you get a coin.
Miku is tossed a gun
Miku: Yay! I can now do crime!
Springtrap: It only takes one coin to remove all of someone’s vital organs if you’re good enough.
purple: miku would’ve been safe anyway and now is more safe, unlike springtrap. spoiler alert, i guess. given we’re doing vote reasons first:
- Eight. - i too despise children, even if he is not as good as Dave Miller. (Springtrap)
- beaner - well tamatoa hasnt always been this glam.. (Tamatoa)
- shoop - she’s the least unhinged (Miku)
- ADAGE - Crabs are inherently superior. Just look at how many different times evolution created them (Tamatoa)
- White_Tiger - yasss queen slay!!!! (Springtrap)
- God himself - Fnaf (Springtrap)
- FacTorial - the hat sunny michael (Miku)
- G - Give her a Gun. now go, do a crime (hopefully) (Miku)
supply: This has not restored my faith in the voter base.
Springtrap: You’re just mad you can’t get away with killing children.
Dude: Did you? I mean, that suit looks pretty painful to me.
Springtrap: No u.
Dude: What the f*ck is that meant to
the Postal Dude suddenly falls over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
dislike: billionaire alert
the dislike button beats bruce wayne to death with the umbrella, just as the now cyborg blahaj comes back
Blahaj: Blah!
vigi: we failed to implement the speech feature, so now the blahaj just says the syllables in its name. you know how it is.
purple: b
vigi: …what the hell does that mean?
purple: thumbs up. anyway, blahaj was already safe, along with goomba and postal dude.
Dude: More time to read Gary Coleman’s autobiography. It’s really investing.
Blahaj: (happy) Blah!
Goomba: This is good.
purple: morbius is next safe with only one vote.
Morbius: MorPINGAS usual, I see?
Goomba: How are you getting LESS coherent?
purple: next safe is, of course, the letter g.
g: G
dislike: oh no it’s using capitals now
supply: Wait, WE’RE THE ONES IN MOST DANGER?!
dislike: yes. feed me with your hate.
purple: dislike, you are safe with two votes. supply, you are out with 3.
dislike: i guess that works.
supply: …
purple: voting reasons here:
- Eight. - the alphabet is overrated. (g)
- beaner - f*ck you im asexual bitch im not gonna have sex (Morbius)
- shoop - I have had. Enough meta jokes (dislike)
- ADAGE - It would be funny if she had to deal with the toilet (supply)
- White_Tiger - i went to check the tags real quick to see where you were from and found nothing. that isn't the reason why i voted them i just think everyone else is cooler (supply)
- God himself - Dislike him dont I (dislike)
- FacTorial - gonna be honest it's getting old now (g)
- G - Had a bad experience with your types, so I'll try the chance now (supply)
dislike: i use she/her pronouns, god. honestly, reread the character profiles.
supply: SILENCE! I have had ENOUGH of your DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOUR, YOU PIECE OF sh*t!
dislike: hey! i made someone swear! i’m really doing well today.
supply: Is EVERYTHING just a joke to you?
dislike: yes
supply: I- you know what? I don’t care. I’m out of this show anyway, right?
purple: rejoins are a thing. why do you think i lock people in the pseudoscience cube instead of just killing them or sending them home or whatever?
supply: Oh. Good to know. WAIT, THE WHAT CUBE?!
purple: you and someone from the what will find out. the individual who will find out is obviously not hatsune miku, as we’ve established, who both won the prize vote and also got zero votes. now, technically, springtrap should’ve been the safe one as he was first safe, but that’s not as fun. because now, unlike tamatoa and minos prime, springtrap is one of the least safe along with stay puft! who will it be?
stay puft: it better be him.
Springtrap: It would be funnier if it was you.
purple: it’s a tie. you both got 3 votes each. it’s another tie. i just… no. i… can we stop tying? that’s, like, the third time this has happened? you know what, just… vigi, you do this.
vigi: pick a number between 69 and 420.
Springtrap: 419.
stay puft: 70
vigi: the number was 365. springtrap remains safe.
stay puft: f*ckIN- REROLL, REROLL!
purple: let’s do some reasons instead:
- Eight. - less. (Minos Prime)
- beaner - bitch never comes back (Springtrap)
- shoop - I have had. Enough murder jokes (Springtrap)
- ADAGE - Busting makes me feel good (stay puft)
- White_Tiger - child murderer is AWESOME, actually (Tamatoa)
- God himself - Boringgg (stay puft)
- FacTorial - he can't THY END IS NOW
he can't SHINY
he can't POPIPOPIPO POPIPO
he can't THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
what he can do?
NOTHING (stay puft) - G - I WILL leave you in the time cube and you will NOT come back (Springtrap)
stay puft: i can BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN makes me FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD bustin makes me feel good
Springtrap: You’re not Neil Cicierega and you never will be.
stay puft: oh, f*ck off.
Springtrap: I’m pretty sure you’re doing that right now.
purple: yep!
supply teacher and stay puft are both thrown into the Time Cube
SUPPLY TEACHER AND STAY PUFT HAVE LOST THE GAME
supply: WHAT IS THIS?!
Pringles: It was a place with pseudoscience, but we turned that off by sacrificing Ronald Reagan. You know how it is.
stay puft: but the toilet’s still alive?
PS3 Baby: Evi Dently
Pringles: HOLY SHI-
purple: hi, contestants! who is ready for a challenge?
Charlie: not me
purple: that’s sad. want me to wait a bit?
Charlie: 13 seconds.
13 seconds pass
purple: now it’s challenge time! with a new co host for today because vigi’s busy with something that came up. that co host will not be yellow, because they got zero votes.
red: didn’t yellow ascend or something?
purple: probably. specimen 9, gex and baldi were also rejected with only 1 vote each, and jeff bezos was just edged out by who you know won now.
Akechi: Who won?
Joker from Persona 5 walks on
Joker: You should’ve seen me coming at this point.
Akechi: Oh, great, it’s you again.
Joker: Stop being such a Tsundere, it’s an overused trope and you were far more gay for me in every one of our interactions.
Akechi: I can appreciate your form whilst still wanting to implant a bullet in your skull.
Joker: Speaking of appreciation, you’ll all appreciate the challenge I came up with. Any guesses?
dislike: cult ritual
purple: no, that would’ve been yellow
dislike: awww
Doofenshmirtz: Take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!
Joker: It is not.
Akechi: I see. You’re going to do something clever, aren’t you? A real test of all of our skills. You’re going to put us through hell, aren’t you? You’re going to make us steal someone’s heart.
Joker: Technically.
Akechi: What do you mean ‘technically’?
Joker: It’s a dating show.
…
Akechi: Why are you like this.
Omori: shakes head
Joker: Welcome to Steal Your Heart, my very own dating show! We used the rejected co hosts as our eligible bachelors here, along with some others we kidn- CONVINCED to join.
Specimen 9: incoherent screeching
Gex: This is just like that time Scott Wozniak played Chibi Robo. If that robot shows their face again even Jim Carrey wouldn’t try to defend me.
yellow: hello, my children!
red: oh no. they’re a cultist now.
8: Implying they would ever be competent enough to actually manage a cult.
Baldi: Hi I’m Baldi, nice to meet ya!
Jeffery Preston Bezos: Give me your money.
vigi: i guess i can be here, sure.
Makoto Nijima: WHAT IS GOING ON AT THIS POINT?!
Sephiroth: And now, I shall bring fmgs despair.
Twitter Blue User: You can never silence free
Galacta Knight then swoops down and one shots Twitter Blue User from existence
Charlie: how does that bitch keep coming back?
purple: it’s different users
Charlie: oh
Joker: Well, that sorted itself out. We’ll have two people from each team on the stage. Whichever team is the last one to have someone not be chosen loses.
Makoto: PLEASE LET ME GO.
Bezos: To be fair, I did sign up for this.
yellow: same. how else am i going to indoctrinate people?
Joker: You have until I feel like it to choose who goes up. Sayonara.
Joker then disappears in a puff of smoke
sans undertale gaming
Akechi: I am NOT going up. I am not interacting with Nijima any longer than I have to.
Crow: How about Jesus? Jesus has the charismatic personality, from what I understand.
Akechi: I have read the Bible, and there is no indication that Jesus is one for relationships.
Jesus: Do you really think God wouldn’t be somewhat attracted to his own creation? I’m omnisexual.
Akechi: On second thought, that makes more sense.
Jesus: If we are in agreement, I am willing to participate.
Akechi: This works for me.
Crow: Of course, of course.
Syphilis: I g-g-g-guess? B-b-but w-we still n-need a s-s-second person…
sans: i volunteer
Akechi: No, you do not.
sans: too late, i’m in the register.
Akechi: I do not tru- wait, Undertale is actually popular media… on second thought, go ahead.
sans: you won’t regret it. i’ll cut the competition down to the bone. (ba dum tss)
Akechi: I really hope, for your sake, that the
Crow: Slight issue, fellow contestants. It seems I already registered.
…
Akechi: Well, I am nothing if not good at improvisation.
Crow: But you’re not on.
Akechi: Are you good at improv?
Crow: The other day, I convinced myself people actually liked my stories. I’d say I can adapt.
sans: why are you always so suspicious, pal?
Crow: No reason. No reason at all.
Joker: So, you’re registering Crow, huh?
Akechi: Why did you say it like
sans undertale gaming: Goro Akechi, Jesus ‘Christ’ Bible
Jesus: Can someone please fix my name?
Akechi: FU
poo poo bam bum wee wee
Morbius: I’m morbin’ all over them.
g: g
dislike: that works
Goomba: NO, IT DOES NOT. Morbius, I get, but we are NOT having A f*ckING LETTER go up.
dislike: then i’ll register
Goomba: WAIT NO-
poo poo bam bum wee wee: youtube dislike button, Dr Michael Morbius
Dude: You just know there’s going to be some variety of pickled testicl*s in here.
Goomba: I swear to Bowser himself, if YOU f*ck THIS UP-
g: G
the force of the G knocks Goomba away
the what
Springtrap: So, we’re agreed that Miku goes up, right?
Minos Prime: Indeed.
Springtrap: Miku and Tamatoa.
Minos Prime: Th(e)y will be more efficient than us.
Springtrap: Like, I would, but a rotting corpse rabbit robot doesn’t seem appealing to anyone there because they’re all bitches.
Tamatoa: This works.
Miku: I’m used to the stage and toxic fans. This will be easy.
the what: Hatsune Miku, Tamatoa
uwu
8: I will not.
Greg: Aye, ye will. I be aware of yer fanbase. There be too much R34 of ye t’ not hav’ ye on.
Alex: Deer Lord and Greg, then? That seems like a good duo!
Chicken: bawk
Greg: I not be tha’ charmin’.
Ralph: True. f*ck you.
8: If you insist, then fine, I will go on. But only because I know no one else is really logistically able to.
Alex: I could if you really don’t want to!
8: That works.
uwu: Alex, Greg Homebrew
Ohio Gyatt Fortnite Rizz
Charlie: I don’t know what the f*ck is going on so I vote Doofenshmirtz.
red: why not
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, don’t worry. I will not be BESTED in this DATING SHOW! For I have a few tricks up my sleeve!
red: who else
Charlie: you lol
red: wtf
Charlie: too many people are into tentacles to discount you
red: WHAT TGHE f*ck
Charlie: Minor Spelling Mistake, I Win, Go Up
red: oh f*ck off
Charlie: Go up or I’m releasing your search history.
red: imgoingimgoing
Ohio Gyatt Fortnite Rizz: red, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Joker: And that’s everyone. Now come up to the stage!
Akechi: Die in a fire.
Springtrap: Hey, that’s my line.
Makoto: STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO, PLEASE!
Springtrap: Just wait for the end.
Makoto: Nope. No. Not happening.
Springtrap: OK, so now.
Springtrap proceeds to throw the coin into her throat, causing her to suffocate and die
Joker: Great. We’re missing a person now.
Springtrap then disappears and a completely unrelated rabbit robot corpse wearing a t shirt that says ‘Not Springtrap’ on it
Joker: Who the hell are you?
Not Springtrap: I’m Not Springtrap. I can be the eligible bachelor.
Joker: That works.
Akechi: ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDI
Joker: Let’s begin!
Not Springtrap: So, how will this be structured?
Joker: All the bachelors will ask questions and every contestant will respond.
Not Springtrap: Cool. May I start?
Joker: Hell yes, let’s do this.
Not Springtrap: What’s your opinion on child murder?
Tamatoa: Cringe.
Not Springtrap: As I am Not Springtrap, I agree. Let’s get married.
Tamatoa and ‘Not Springtrap’ walk off
Tamatoa has been paired off
Joker: That was fast. Looks like… ‘the what’ is doing well. As for the name… not terrible, but not impressive.
Specimen 9: TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Jesus: Take the dead to the afterlife where they can bask in the glory of God. Unless they’re pedophiles, in which case STRAIGHT to hell.
Specimen 9: affirmative? screeching
Akechi: May I enquire as to what you mean by
Specimen 9: TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Alex: You seem like a victim of a war crime. But it’s OK! You can always just kill them!
Specimen 9: You get it
Akechi: Oh, you can talk? WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘VICTIM OF A WAR CRIME’?
Specimen 9: Unit 731
Akechi: Oh. Well.
Specimen 9: Both you and Miku are not f*cking the skull, sorry
Akechi: I DIDN’T EVEN WA
Miku: I kinda wanted to f*ck the clay skull. But for what it’s worth, I’m actually multi country! I originated from Japan, but VOCALOID is worldwide!
Specimen 9: Not happening. Anyway TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Morbius: TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
dislike: TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Alex: TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
red: what in innersloth’s name is going on?
Miku: Oh no. They’re a copypasta.
red: what are you even talking ab- at this point, i don’t actually care.
vigi: here’s an actual question for everyone. what’s your favourite movie?
dislike: kung fu wizard of jesus vs undead nazi robot werewolves
red: what the f*ck. also, shrek 2.
vigi: no, i’m interested in that first one.
Akechi: I don’t really have a favourite.
Joker: I know you’re a Neo Featherman stan.
Akechi: If it makes you happy, then you can believe that if you want.
Jesus: The Holy Mountain changed my life in unspeakable ways.
Akechi: I’m not familiar with that one.
Alex: Me neither, but I do know about, uhhhhhh, what’s a movie actually?
vigi: what the f*ck?
Alex: We don’t really have whatever those are.
Greg: Did ye no mak’ a refer’nce to playin’ th’ game Omori?
Alex: I learnt what games were during my time in Smash, never really looked at the others though.
vigi: alex, come with me. i have some things to show you.
Alex: Oooooh, cool!
Alex has been paired off
Joker: That’s someone from ‘uwu’. Great name.
Sephiroth: My turn.
Morbius: Nope.
Sephiroth: I… what?
Morbius: You’re not morbin’ enough.
Sephiroth: I see how it is.
Bezos: Then me. Which one of you is the most famous?
Miku: I mean…
Bezos: I’m going to MASS PRODUCE you, my very MARKETABLE friend.
Miku: That… please don
everyone is then restrained in their seats
Bezos: I’m sorry, did you think you had a choice here? I’m one of the richest people alive. In fact, I’M TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE SHOW AND RENAMING IT ‘PRIME ENTERTAINMENT’!
Miku then shoots him with her gun that she had
Bezos: CURSES!
Bezos bleeds out to death on the floor
Joker: Technically, she was chosen before that by the now dead guy, so I guess you got paired off?
Miku has been paired off
Joker: So the what was the first to be safe.
Bezos: YOU FOOLS, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Bezos proceeds to pull out another Bezos from under his jacket
Bezos: AHAHAHAHAHA! AND NOW, THE AGE OF BEZOS CAN BEGI
except he then trips over nothing and breaks his head, dying instantly
Joker: That was underwhelming. Sephiroth, it’s your turn now.
Sephiroth: Ah, yes. The question is simple. What smell does purple taste like true or false.
red: what?
Doofenshmirtz: That means absolutely nothing.
Sephiroth: Fine. Would you dance naked on top of a burning building?
Morbius: With ease. Because I’m Morbius.
dislike: i cannot physically dance with enough ease to say yes
red: probably
Greg: Aye.
Doofenshmirtz: I have done so before!
Akechi: What is WRONG with you people?
Jesus: I would do anything for salvation.
Sephiroth: I can’t resist the urge for Gre
Sephiroth suddenly catches the attention of a screen behind him with the head of Doofenshmirtz spinning saying ‘CHOOSE ME’
Sephiroth: I choose Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz has been paired off
Joker: And that’s one from ‘Ohio Gyatt Fortnite Rizz’? Who came up with that?
red: we don’t talk about skipeter
Joker: What the Yaldabaoth is a ‘Skipeter’?
Akechi: What the hell is a ‘Yaldabaoth’?
Joker: Fair play.
also Joker: And next is a question from the orb who seems to be called Galacta Knight.
Galacta Knight: literally just stands there
dislike: meta knight? more like LOSER knight.
Galacta Knight: makes a nodding gesture
Joker: I’m going to count that because otherwise I’m going to be extremely confused.
dislike has been paired off
Joker: One from ‘poo poo bam bum wee wee’?
dislike: i came up with that
Joker: These are the worst names I’ve seen. Name yourself something interesting, like the Gay Agenda. I actually tried to name the Phantom Thieves that, but I was rejected for some strange reason.
Specimen 9: red because red
red: i’m flattered
red has been paired off
Joker: And we still don’t have anyone from ‘sans undertale gaming’ chosen.
yellow: jesus, i will convert you.
Jesus has been paired off
Joker: Never mind. It comes down to three.
Baldi: 9 - 6 =
Akechi: 3.
Baldi: You got it!
Akechi has been paired off
Baldi: Wait, no, I don’t like children
Joker: Yeah, but I really want a 1 v 1 between these two.
Gex: What’s your idea of a perfect date?
Morbius: One that has no children indeed, unlike Drake.
Gex: You understood my way of speaking. I choose him.
Morbius has been paired off
Greg: ARR!
purple: which means…
UWU HAS LOST THE CHALLENGE
purple: let’s be honest, you know the drill by now. vote someone to win a prize and someone to get kicked off from uwu.
Knight: moves in a very mocking L shape
purple: so, uh, vote one of them out using the form below!
Alex: Please don’t vote me! I wanna finish collecting some new music discs first. I already got ‘Two Trucks’ from when Morbius sang it!
Omori: …
Greg: Arr, it woud be a mist’ke fer ye to vote me off wh’n th’ scorp’on be here.
Ralph: IF YOU BELIEVE IN ANTI PIRACY LIKE ME AND ARE THEREFORE A GOOD PERSON, VOTE OFF THE PIRATE CRIMINAL SCUM! HE’S THIEVING, STEALING, TAKING WHAT’S NOT HIS!
Chicken: bawk bawk
8: I have much more to accomplish. Please, for the sake of my children, do not vote me off.
purple: form below, see you next episode
form link here: https://forms.gle/Zxc6AjygXPS7H3D17
Joker: I made it through an episode without actually dyi
Galacta Knight immediately slices through all the guests before flying off
poo poo bam bum wee wee: youtube dislike button, supply teacher, the letter g, The Postal Dude, Dr Michael Morbius, World 1-1 Goomba, Blahaj, Skipeter toilet
Ohio Gyatt Fortnite Rizz: red, GUEST 666, Ronald Reagan Clone, Charlie the Chili, Knight from chess, Rudolf Antler, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz
uwu: Playstation 3 Advert Baby, Pringles Guy, Alex, Omori, Greg Homebrew, Ralph The Anti Piracy Scorpion, Crossy Road Chicken, Specimen 8
sans undertale gaming: Syphilis the Xbox Avatar, Crow Agent Watch, Goro Akechi, Matt, Jesus ‘Christ’ Bible, sans undertale, Tom Nook
the what: stay puft, Minos Prime, Tamatoa, Hatsune Miku, DOGMA, Springtrap
